Recent quotes from the students I tutor.
Me: What's your least favorite subject?
Girl: Science!
Me: What do you think you want to study in college?
Girl: Forensic Science.
Me: [blank stare]
Girl: What do you want to be when you grow up?
Me: I am grown up.
Girl: Then why don't you got kids?
Boy: You look like an actress.
Me: Which one?
Boy: I don't know, you just look famous.
Girl1: Lindsay Lohan! You look like her!
Me: Noooo.
Girl2: No, the Ghost Whisperer girl.
Girl1: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah a mix of her and Lindsay!
Boy: No.
Girl2: When you were in middle school what did you want to be when you got old?
Me: Jacqueline Kennedy
Everyone: WHO??
Girl3: Why do you keep scratching your hair? You got lice or something?
Me: No, I'm fluffing my hair. It's a bad habit.
Girl3: White people get lice.
Me: I have never had lice.
Girl3: Then stop touching your head!
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