"And regardless of what else you put on, wear love. It's your basic, all-purpose garment. Never be without it." Colossians 3:14

Sunday, November 6, 2011

You Got Lice or Something?

Recent quotes from the students I tutor.

Me: What's your least favorite subject?

Girl: Science!

Me: What do you think you want to study in college?

Girl: Forensic Science.

Me: [blank stare]



Girl: What do you want to be when you grow up?

Me: I am grown up.

Girl: Then why don't you got kids?



Boy: You look like an actress.

Me: Which one?

Boy: I don't know, you just look famous.

Girl1: Lindsay Lohan! You look like her!

Me: Noooo.

Girl2: No, the Ghost Whisperer girl.

Girl1: Jennifer Love Hewitt. Yeah a mix of her and Lindsay!

Boy: No.



Girl2: When you were in middle school what did you want to be when you got old?

Me: Jacqueline Kennedy

Everyone: WHO??



Girl3: Why do you keep scratching your hair? You got lice or something?

Me: No, I'm fluffing my hair. It's a bad habit.

Girl3: White people get lice.

Me: I have never had lice.

Girl3: Then stop touching your head!



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